My Brother-In-Law - [Humour]

Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery.The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed.

"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently patting his hand. "We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"

"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely.

"Then can you pay in cash?" persisted the nun.

I'm afraid I cannot, Sister."

"Well, do you have any close relative?" the nun questioned sternly.

"Just my sister in New Mexico," he volunteered. "But she's a humble spinster nun."

"Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not spinster - they are married to God."

"Wonderful," said Mr. Smith. "In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in-law."

World's Best Insurance Salesman - [Humour]

Morris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

"We don't need anyone," he was told.
"You can't afford not to hire me," Morris said. "I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!"

"Well, we have two prospects that NO ONE has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job."

He was gone about two hours. He returned and handed them two checks, one for $25,000 and another for $50,000.
"How in the world did you do that?" they asked.
"I told you I'm the world's best salesman," Morris said. "I can sell anyone, anywhere, anytime!"

"Did you get a urine sample?" they asked.
"What's that?" he asked.
"Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000, the company requiresa urine sample. Take these two bottles and go back and geturine samples."

Morris was gone about six hours, and they were fixing toclose when in he walks in with two five-gallon buckets, one in each hand. He sets the buckets down, reaches in his shirtpocket and produces two bottles of urine. He sets them onthe desk and says, "Here's Mr. Brown's and this one is Mr.Smith's."

"That's good," they said, "but what's in those two buckets?"
"Well, I passed by the Holiday Inn and they were having a state teachers' convention, so I stopped and sold them a group policy!"